Mediocre Men

A relaxed garment-dyed tee that speaks with quiet sass. This heavyweight cotton shirt drapes softly after dyeing, showing off a hand-drawn lip graphic and the handwritten phrase “carry the confidence of mediocre men.” It feels broken-in from the first wear, holds its shape with double-needle seams, and arrives in rich, muted tones that age beautifully. Wear it with high-waisted jeans, layered under an oversized blazer, or tossed over a slip dress — it’s the kind of shirt that adds a wink of irony to an everyday look and quietly boosts your stride.

Light, confident, and a little wry. Designed for people who value comfort but don’t mind making a statement. Whether you’re running errands, grabbing coffee, or meeting friends for a low-key night out, this tee blends into your life while nudging the mood upward.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching on all seams and tubular (no side seams) construction
- Available S–4XL (select partners) with pre-shrunk sizing and sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean