{"product_id":"everything-is-a-conspiracy-version-2","title":"Everything Is A Conspiracy (Version 2)","description":"This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee carries a warm, lived-in feel and a bold, thoughtful message. The front illustration reads “Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works — Trust Science,” rendered in vintage-inspired lettering and muted, earthy inks that blend with the soft, washed color of the shirt. Heavyweight ring-spun cotton and double-needle stitched seams give it a sturdy, durable presence, while the garment-dye process softens the fabric and colors so the tee looks slowly worn-in from day one. It sits casually in the wardrobe — great for campus lectures, weekend labs, coffee-fueled debates, or quiet evenings reading about the natural world. Wear it to start conversations, nudge curiosity, and show quiet confidence in critical thinking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight (6.1 oz\/yd²) for durable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and broken-in texture\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and pre-shrunk fabric for consistent fit\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL and in 58 colors with sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51581544464672,"sku":"20082720361960718463","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":51581544497440,"sku":"25791339531659630225","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51581544530208,"sku":"58069596459117928930","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":51581544562976,"sku":"86194933239175243247","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51581544595744,"sku":"24616856509456757268","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":51581544628512,"sku":"14797284610370340041","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51581544661280,"sku":"32634436812522608342","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":51581544694048,"sku":"30478042224355866261","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51581544726816,"sku":"15067990091050167977","price":35.04,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":51581544759584,"sku":"14619094535258959727","price":35.04,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51581544792352,"sku":"27335124606805998140","price":36.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":51581544825120,"sku":"59945686081346000310","price":36.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51581544857888,"sku":"11148613047709148414","price":38.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 4XL","offer_id":51581544890656,"sku":"54992223123804380635","price":38.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/2491\/5488\/files\/Your_paragraph_text_-_2026-05-06T151352.585.png?v=1778098522","url":"https:\/\/wethemany.shop\/products\/everything-is-a-conspiracy-version-2","provider":"We The Many","version":"1.0","type":"link"}