Everything Is A Conspiracy (Version 2)

This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee carries a warm, lived-in feel and a bold, thoughtful message. The front illustration reads “Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works — Trust Science,” rendered in vintage-inspired lettering and muted, earthy inks that blend with the soft, washed color of the shirt. Heavyweight ring-spun cotton and double-needle stitched seams give it a sturdy, durable presence, while the garment-dye process softens the fabric and colors so the tee looks slowly worn-in from day one. It sits casually in the wardrobe — great for campus lectures, weekend labs, coffee-fueled debates, or quiet evenings reading about the natural world. Wear it to start conversations, nudge curiosity, and show quiet confidence in critical thinking.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) for durable comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and broken-in texture
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and pre-shrunk fabric for consistent fit
- Available S–4XL and in 58 colors with sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean