Men Will Do Anything But Go To Therapy (Ice Vest)

This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a dry, wry sense of humor wrapped in soft, lived-in fabric. The charcoal shirt features a simple line-art tactical vest labeled “ICE” with hand-lettered pink text that reads “Men will do anything but go to therapy.” It settles into your wardrobe like an old friend — weighty enough to hold shape, yet softened by post-construction dye for a broken-in feel. Wear it on slow mornings, on coffee runs, or layered under a flannel when you want to say something honest without saying anything at all. This shirt speaks to people who appreciate dark humor, blunt honesty, and clothing that looks better with age.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, soft, and pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft hand and vintage color
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for structure and comfort
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines
- Sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label; available in many colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean