Bad Time to Be Even Remotely Intelligent

This relaxed, classic-fit tee brings a wink of sarcasm and a burst of retro energy to everyday wear. A bold checkerboard panel anchors a cluster of sunny, slightly off-kilter smiley faces, with the cheeky line “Bad time to be even remotely intelligent” printed below in a hand-lettered style. It feels like the kind of shirt you grab when you want to be playful, a little ironic, and unmistakably yourself. Wear it to coffee runs, record-store hunts, late-night study sessions, or lazy weekends — it lands as casual statement wear that sparks a grin and a conversation.

The medium-weight cotton keeps the print crisp while staying breathable through all seasons. The crew neck and classic silhouette layer well under a jacket or stand on their own. Small design details — from the tear-away label to the stable shoulder tape — keep the focus on comfort, fit, and that sarcastic sense of humor.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (select colors blended) for durable, breathable wear
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline for comfortable, everyday styling
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular knit construction prevent stretching and improve shape
- Ribbed, no-seam collar and tear-away label for lasting collar shape and scratch-free comfort
- Printed using DTF (sleeve/neck) and DTG (main design) for crisp, detailed artwork

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat