Everything Is a Conspiracy

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a quiet, thoughtful voice. Soft-washed cotton and a heavyweight hand give the shirt a lived-in comfort that settles around you the moment you put it on. A handwritten-style quote across the chest reads: "Everything is a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works." It sits low-key and conversational — the sort of shirt you pull on for long coffee-shop afternoons, late-night deep chats, or neighborhood walks where curiosity leads the way. The warm, rust-toned dye and subtle texture age beautifully with wear, creating a familiar, personal piece that blends into everyday life while sparking small conversations. Sized broadly from S to 4XL with a relaxed fit and durable double-needle seams, this tee balances thoughtful design with lasting construction.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, and durable
- Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit
- Tubular, side-seam-free construction and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Available S–4XL with a sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean